Why Evolutionists Are Evil

Evolutionists are evil because they apply evolution to a realm that evolution has nothing to do with – the spirtual realm. Evolution has to do with plants and animals. It has nothing to do with God and angels. Evolution has to do with protoplasm, nuclei, and mitochondria. It has nothing to do with spirt, mind, and soul. Evolution has to do with adaptation and natural selection. It has nothing to do with salvation and divine election. So, evolutionists, stick to what you know – plants and animals – and keep your mouths shut about what you don’t know – the deep things of life: God and human immortality.

Evolutionists Trying To Pull A Big Trick On Everyone

As evolutionists have seen their position weaken they are trying to pull a big trick on everyone. They are:

Trying to change the definition of evolution to hide the fact that they include human beings.

Instead of saying:

All species from one species

They are now saying:

One species from one species

Not so fast you rotten bums (forgive my language). You have:

Over a century and a half of grief and societal disruption to pay for.

Evolutionists Fail Drone Survey

10,000 evolutionists were surveyed by Drone. They were asked 3 questions.

Question 1: Is evolution a force or an event?

Q1 Results: 99.6% of evolutionists replied that evolution is a force.

Sorry, Charlie. Darwin said that evolution is an event.

Question 2: Is natural selection a force or an event?

Q2 Results: 98% of evolutionists replied that natural selection is a force.

Sorry, Charlie. Darwin said that natural selection is an event.

Question 3: Is adaptation a force or an event?

Q3 Results: 99% of evolutionists replied that adaptation is a force.

Sorry, Charlie. Darwin said that adaptation is an event.

Conclusion: Given the survey results, why do we give evolutionists so much credit for being smart people?

Is It Time To Start Killing Evolutionists?

Is it time to start killing evolutionists? The answer is, first, no and, second, it will never be time to start killing evoluionists. We understand how infuriating their ignorance and muleheaded stubbornness is but such killing is never justified (see the Bible and The Accidental Vigilante).

However, there may be a lesser form of martialism possible. We are working on this question.

Evolutionists Are Two-Faced

In daily life, evolutionists go about saying evolution is a fact but before the Supreme Court they say evolution is merely a theoretical model.

The Law of Hermeticism

Here is the formal, erudite statement of the law of hermeticism (hermeticism):

Truth and science are two different things and universal truth is a subset of science and true evolution is not taught in our schools and true creationism is not taught in our churches and the hypothesis of evolution can be tolerated but the theory of evolution should be opposed and, as a matter of truth, everyone should believe in intelligent design, which creationism elaborates; also, even evolutionists believe in intelligent design – the intelligent design of the artificial intelligence of the retroviruses – and, as a matter of science but not truth, the “theory of indeterminate design” replaces evolution, creationism, and intelligent design.